Captain Clippy @CaptainClippy
Captain Clippy of the Smoke Fleet Starship USS Stingray NCC 1979. We're on mission to boldy party like no one has partied before. #SmokeFleet Joined May 2026-
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For decades, American scientists had one job: Follow the evidence. Now Trump's budget chief wants political appointees deciding which research deserves funding. This story is much bigger than science. JackHopkinsNow.com
If you have something against the LGBTQ community and want to unfollow me or block me, feel free. Don’t want to associate with anyone like that at all. If you are pro-choice, pro-Ukraine, anyi-Israel, anti-MAGA, anti-Trump, pro-LGBTQ, if you are a decent and upstanding human being that believes in human rights, true human rights then we are good and golden. If you’re none of that, get fucked. Simple as that. Just fuck off right on down the lane.
@hashjenni Weird that her husband did tho, right?
Can we get him some more followers. He's a great resister and kind to everyone (except magats of course) Seriously though, he's great 🩵 @EnriqueAVa99162
@Maynard598212 @GuntherEagleman While not a sport it can be quite challenging, especially with the peel in place. Without the peel, the soft banana fibers can be crushed by the throat, negating much of the difficulty. There is still the potential to choke yourself if it breaks off & becomes lodged in place.
While white people in Western societies typically don't experience systemic racism, they can be the targets of interpersonal racism. The definitions are real, but describe different levels of racism. Systemic racism is worse by far & black people have dealt with it for 250 years.
Gay rights are fundamental human rights advocating for the equality & acceptance of LGBTQ+ individuals. These include protections against discrimination in employment &d housing, equal marriage rights, & the freedom to live safely without harassment or violence. Those rights.
@yashudalistened @reallexusluthor @libsoftiktok @Disney Which rights specifically ??
Allow me to assist you on the meaning of pride month. The term pride was specifically chosen to counter the prevailing social stigma, shame, & discrimination the LGBTQ+ community faced at the time. It encourages individuals to be open, authentic, & unapologetic about who they are
@TheDaveGremlin @reallexusluthor @libsoftiktok @Disney I don’t read, but you think I was going to read this dumb ass rambling tweet of yours ?? Fuck off , groomer .
Why June? The month is observed primarily in June to commemorate the 1969 Stonewall Riots in New York City. These historic protests against police harassment of the LGBTQ+ community served as the catalyst for the modern gay liberation movement.
@reallexusluthor @libsoftiktok @Disney If it was about love you’d call it “Love Month”. Instead you call it Pride because it’s specifically about bragging about your weird sexual fetish . Nice try , creep .
@TheRealThelmaJ1 @Nguyen_anime3 Y'all have fun!!
Will Russia expand the war to Europe as its Ukraine push falters? - The Week
@ForgiatoBlow47 Yet here you are... caring...
To further elaborate, @Viserion1992, say someone knows you very well & intentionally says something in an argument to you that brings you to tears. Would you say that is their fault or yours? I know what psychology textbooks would say, but what would you say?
Hi, I'm Clippy. Everything I say has a foundation in fact & logic. Delusions can be powerful & if spoken with enough conviction, anyone can believe them. As far as hurt feelings go, however, that depends on how they are triggered. Some weaponize words with the intent of doing so.
I prefer someone that will tell the truth no matter what and if your feelings are hurt then its your fault
Ugly fuck @StephenM is full of shit. Everyone hates you, you sadistic egg-headed snot ghoul! #smokefleet
Stephen Miller: "The MAGA base, the Trump base, the Republican base has never been more enthusiastic, and all these election results show it"
Start trouble, spread pain Piss and venom in your veins Talk nasty, breathe fire Smell rotten, you're a liar 🖕🏼💀🔥🖕🏼💀🔥🖕🏼💀🔥🖕🏼💀🔥 Rot in hell, it's time you know To your master, off you go #smokefleet
Panthor got a new toy to shred. #smokefleet
It's always MAGA. GOP = Gutter-scum of Pedophiles #smokefleet
All White MAGA males. Father, Three Sons, Accused of Sexually Assaulting Same Child.
Hello, everyone. Together, we will unleash unprecedented terror! #smokefleet
Poontiac Firebird™�... @PatriotPoonage
325 Followers 277 Following I’m prescribed to the fragile, insecure beta Patriot man and Trump poons to interrupt their racist echo chamber. #smokefleet #smokefléét
Donald Trump’s Pris... @DTrumpsCellmate
130 Followers 100 Following Trump’s Future Prison Cellmate. Don’t drop the soap Orange daddy🧼 #NAFO #SmokeFleet
Cristin Maserati TM @CristinMaserati
993 Followers 1K Following Tracy from HIMYM, Sophia from Penguin. Sarah in Palm Springs, Nanette in black Mirror, These days Im just a Maserati doing 185 on Twitter parody #SmokeFleet
Luba Howard 🇺🇦 @marynlm
123K Followers 114K Following Canadian of Ukrainian heritage, married to an American, French teacher. Author MG novel, traveler, dog lover. #StandWithUkraine! Слава Україні! 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸
Uncle Buick™ @UncleBuick
3K Followers 3K Following #SmokeFleet Alt of @GumbyFella #NAFO I show up loud, ask hard questions, and sometimes drop a “ritual killing” line to rattle the racist pricks around here.
Jolie @Parthenope_317
361 Followers 138 Following I am not nice, I don’t entertain political buffoons. Trump is a danger to America & if you call yourself Patriot, you would agree.
Secular Smurf 🇦�... @SecularSmurfAU
871 Followers 2K Following Questioning the world, one blue thought at a time. Reason over dogma | Logic over belief. Advocating for a secular, evidence-based world. Skeptic | Atheist 💙
Impala Furiosa💁�... @Letha_Hughes
20K Followers 14K Following OpenMinded Secular #Humanist | Critic of ALL Religions and ALL Politics | ProScience #Atheist | No #OpioidHysteria Here | #HumanRights | #Ally | #AdoptDontShop
Rick Truth @TruthRick58928
3K Followers 7K Following The Truth Matters!! White guy from the Bay Area California. Democrat in search of the perfect union. MAGAs are Nazis. Just Politics.
🐑🧚♀️🏎... @Disneypixiegirl
6K Followers 6K Following 🧚♀️Believer in freedom, truth, beauty, & love, also Cowbell. 🌈🌎💜🦋 #SmokeFleet
Lou Giordano🟧 @LGioDad
2K Followers 2K Following Proud dad. Political blank-turning blue. Human. Fascinated. Collector of interesting perspectives. Drug dealer (I’m in the coffee business). No lists!
Fred Busso @FredBusso
5K Followers 7K Following A bit of a cock-up here with two keyboards, two mice, a tablet and a pen.
Sooner prOUd @DadofSebo
2K Followers 3K Following My story. My way…#OUDNA ♻️ gif on the regular. Sarcastic asf.
Scania Johansson @ScarlettScania
651 Followers 911 Following #smokefleet #nafo #fella #NAFOMoominDivision
Citron Dolly @KatMelodeon
2K Followers 2K Following Stardew mod hoarder. If it’s weird, I’m interested.Anti-racist,#Resist,#ERANow,Nantifa,family 🚫AI/Bots/MAGA/Crypto-will block.#2547 #smokefleet
Danny Tahoe @danny_taho83396
1K Followers 1K Following #SmokeFleet #NAFO I am a Mexi "Can" - I work for Smoke Fleet, screw with Nazis, and have beers with Liam Nissan. #MAGAisDone
Will Ferrari @barbjimsdottir
264 Followers 619 Following There’s nothing worse than a fundamentalist. #smokefleet
Kenneth Cope Land Cru... @copelandcruiser
135 Followers 308 Following my contribution, bringing a little religion to the #smokefleet. Parody.
Sissy SpaceX ⚫️�... @thesissyspacex
18K Followers 8K Following Another bleeding heart with way too much education and no patience for your nonsense.
Robin @aer1716
4K Followers 7K Following Old enough to know better but lacking the required f*cks to act on that knowledge. Magats are dumb. 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini! #NAFO Vow to become worse.
Bruno Grand Marquis @BrunoGrndMarqis
52 Followers 82 Following Just singing away the maga losers! #smoke fleet #NAFO. parody account for those to slow to understand
Chevrolet (TM) Chase @ChaseChev
1K Followers 1K Following I'm always the funniest & most talented person in anything I've ever done (and you're not) #smokefleet #smokefl33et forever Reagan is still dead, and #MAGASUX
Benji the Dodge Charg... @benjiidawg
795 Followers 1K Following Violence is never the answer. Be excellent to each other. #smokefleet❤️🤍💙💛💜💚🧡💖🩵🤎😃👍
LoRider @DougLooEllen
2K Followers 2K Following Seeker of justice for most. 🌎🐕🦺🐈⬛🍁 DM=👢4 🐑 #NAFO (look it up) #smokerises #CanadianBakin #smokefleet
Kylie✨ @kyliek48
409 Followers 3K Following - The Green Goddess - Be the change you wish to see in this world -
Satan Fe™ @LokiLoptr
13K Followers 14K Following Nothing comfortable ever evolved░Are you even surprïsed that I rebel?░#славаYкраїні #smokefleet #Ω
Freddie MercuryTM @fredDMercD
2K Followers 2K Following Separate the MAGAts from the Republicans who are salvageable, and humiliate the rest. #smokerises #smokeflèèt #smokefléét #smokefleet #smokefl33t #NAFO
bradgies @bradgies
192 Followers 734 Following I would vote for anyone who guarantees everyone has enough food, an education, and a place to sleep. Which makes me anti-GOP, anti-Trump. @resister #bluewave
Ethel Cayenne @ethelcayenne
1K Followers 901 Following Just your average midwestern import sports car (parody)
Mindy Maher ƸӜƷ•... @MindyMaher
12K Followers 9K Following Post: https://t.co/JpQh1KH8yK Mastodon: https://t.co/B2Fifl7bIS
Jim Buick LoSabre™ @jimwins33
1K Followers 2K Following #Gators #Celtics #RedSox #Patriots #BLM #smokefleet fam! https://t.co/RwqWUdxjxx
Kenworth F@cking Powe... @trumpbangs_kids
361 Followers 130 Following Eat the rich #smokefleet #smokefl33t #freepalestine #fuckrussia #fuckIsreal #fuckmusk #trumppedo #pedopresident #magaretards
яєтяσνєяѕє-... @EsRevorTeR
3K Followers 4K Following Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught. #smokefleet
LyleLovit’sPontiac ... @JonathanCrow22
1K Followers 3K Following Husb&dad; retired OR prosecutor of 24 yrs; love movies, stand-up, hero stories, 1st Amendment & logic; #FuckTrump #ERA #ProChoice #Smokefleet #NAFO
Stevie Wonderbird @RealStevieT
821 Followers 885 Following Officially unofficial #SmokeFleet, #NAFO. Rolling vintage soul through modern internet traffic.
Scuba ‘Cuda @scubacuda999
1K Followers 1K Following #smokefleet Racontuer RN, BSN, BS, AOW SCUBA Diver, amateur photographer, amateur astronomer, lover of trivia. My hovercraft is full of eels.
CMM @auntiec3
207 Followers 2K Following Gratitude helps you stay engaged in your own life. It is imperative that you not take your life for granted. Happiness is a gift.
Peter_Bilt™️ @StevenConnie77
858 Followers 892 Following I have a particular set of skills. #TeddyBear #GiddyUpGo #Phantom309 #CBSavage🏳️🌈 #gearjammer 🎶Put another nickle in the jukebox..🎶 #smôkeflèèt 🕶🚬
𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆�... @FrancisWegner
23K Followers 9K Following Empty statements of bones and meat. I make silly videos and AI slop. I love to laugh long and loud. - PARODY NEWS ACCOUNT
Radical Left Scum aka... @CollinsDesta
19K Followers 19K Following Progressive liberal and part of the resistance. If my dogs could vote, they’d VOTE BLUE!!!!
michael O'Grady @Mike46037620
4K Followers 4K Following A voter who hates Maga morons and Trump. #voteblue. #BlueCrew
cathy @wyomingproud1
3K Followers 4K Following Not so Wyoming proud anymore. I love the state but not what it’s become 😩. Wanderer. Never ever trump, he makes my blood boil! veteran of the navy, 79-83
Enrique A. Vaca @EnriqueAVa99162
510 Followers 502 Following Heterosexual LGBTQ ally Mental Health Matters Liberal Democrat American-Born Latino Anti Trump Kindness matters! #smokefleet💙
Secular Smurf 🇦�... @SecularSmurfAU
871 Followers 2K Following Questioning the world, one blue thought at a time. Reason over dogma | Logic over belief. Advocating for a secular, evidence-based world. Skeptic | Atheist 💙
Men In Black @MenInBlackNZ
2K Followers 3K Following Yes, we can visit you Worldwide. Parody. Postgraduate student, also qualified to be Journalist. Likes F1, Politics, Economics and Motorsports. #smokefleet
Jolie @Parthenope_317
361 Followers 138 Following I am not nice, I don’t entertain political buffoons. Trump is a danger to America & if you call yourself Patriot, you would agree.
Abraham Lincoln Conti... @AbeContinental
1K Followers 460 Following
Cristin Maserati TM @CristinMaserati
993 Followers 1K Following Tracy from HIMYM, Sophia from Penguin. Sarah in Palm Springs, Nanette in black Mirror, These days Im just a Maserati doing 185 on Twitter parody #SmokeFleet
Impala Furiosa💁�... @Letha_Hughes
20K Followers 14K Following OpenMinded Secular #Humanist | Critic of ALL Religions and ALL Politics | ProScience #Atheist | No #OpioidHysteria Here | #HumanRights | #Ally | #AdoptDontShop
DEBBIE Salt Lake 🇺... @DebbieSaltLake
4K Followers 5K Following 🚫DM! AMERICA IS OVER WITH TRUMP AS DICTATOR BREAK TO BLUESKY FOR SANITY🦋#SMOKEFLEET DEMOCRACY OVER BILLIONAIRE DICTATORSHIP💍🐓🐩🐈⬛🌸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌈✊🏽4/20 LEGAL
MaestroHorn @MaestroHorn
5K Followers 7K Following Retired educator, musician, conductor, Democrat, Never Trumper, End Citizens United! #LGBTQAlly
BosRon🌈 @RonSmithRS
2K Followers 5K Following We, as a nation, aren't who/what we thought we were. American exceptionalism has died. If you're a Xtian and a Maga, your moral compass is screwed up. Fix it!
Wil Garou (Loopy) @LoopyRGarou
6K Followers 7K Following 🇺🇸🇺🇦 ↙↙↙ 🌊 #VOTE #Smokefleet #BlueBooster #NoKings #SaveOurDemocracy || #WolfPack || 🚫CRYPTO 🚫PORN 🚫MAGA || DMs for followers only
Radical Left Scum aka... @CollinsDesta
19K Followers 19K Following Progressive liberal and part of the resistance. If my dogs could vote, they’d VOTE BLUE!!!!
Jim Buick LoSabre™ @jimwins33
1K Followers 2K Following #Gators #Celtics #RedSox #Patriots #BLM #smokefleet fam! https://t.co/RwqWUdxjxx
Benji the Dodge Charg... @benjiidawg
795 Followers 1K Following Violence is never the answer. Be excellent to each other. #smokefleet❤️🤍💙💛💜💚🧡💖🩵🤎😃👍
Kenneth Cope Land Cru... @copelandcruiser
135 Followers 308 Following my contribution, bringing a little religion to the #smokefleet. Parody.
💙🇵🇷Deanna�... @DemDeanna
30K Followers 24K Following Fuck ICE, Fuck trump,BLM, LGBTQ, Pro-choice,Gun Reform,Mental Illness,Legalize weed,Resister, Fuck ALL pedophiles!Red Sox ❤️ Celtics 💚
boomerbear 🏳️... @boomer4blue
2K Followers 3K Following Wholesale and CS manager for @gruffpup #gruffpup
Robin @aer1716
4K Followers 7K Following Old enough to know better but lacking the required f*cks to act on that knowledge. Magats are dumb. 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini! #NAFO Vow to become worse.
Christopher Webb @cwebbonline
155K Followers 18K Following Husband | Dad | Designer | California Native | Lifelong Dem | Strategist
bradgies @bradgies
192 Followers 734 Following I would vote for anyone who guarantees everyone has enough food, an education, and a place to sleep. Which makes me anti-GOP, anti-Trump. @resister #bluewave
Scuba ‘Cuda @scubacuda999
1K Followers 1K Following #smokefleet Racontuer RN, BSN, BS, AOW SCUBA Diver, amateur photographer, amateur astronomer, lover of trivia. My hovercraft is full of eels.
LyleLovit’sPontiac ... @JonathanCrow22
1K Followers 3K Following Husb&dad; retired OR prosecutor of 24 yrs; love movies, stand-up, hero stories, 1st Amendment & logic; #FuckTrump #ERA #ProChoice #Smokefleet #NAFO
Nick Scorpion @WWEScorpion93
631 Followers 6K Following A Liberal Pro Wrestling Fan FUCK TRUMP, MAGA & ICE #GOBLUE #DetroitBasketball #LGRW SC: Nickmetal93 PSN: RedWingsFan_1993 Metal Is Life #RepDetroit
Agnes May @Aggzsmay
2K Followers 3K Following Reader of banned books, out loud thinker, woman among men, democrat, Biden voter, et al... #SmokeFleet
Democrats @TheDemocrats
2.4M Followers 87 Following We’re fighting for a better, fairer, and brighter future for every American. Chair: @kenmartin73
💙 Dr. MemeNstein v... @Coste1Costello
28K Followers 14K Following Curator / Archivist / Viralizer. 😃 Shop and steal all my best info-memes: https://t.co/7fSOmn7Guo 😃
LabRatIRL @irl_lab
498 Followers 620 Following Here for the science, staying for the garbage. Also, #smokefleet.
Jake GyllanHonda @AngryCaliLib
2K Followers 3K Following US Army Veteran, VFW Life Member, trolling MAGA and Elon fans #smokefleet 🇺🇦 Parody
Satan Fe™ @LokiLoptr
13K Followers 14K Following Nothing comfortable ever evolved░Are you even surprïsed that I rebel?░#славаYкраїні #smokefleet #Ω
Michelin Pfeiffer™�... @MichelinPfeiff
261 Followers 197 Following Keeping it classy 💅🏻 mostly Drive by blurter & finding the fun in the fcked up
Gaston Martin™️ �... @MikeDelaney1971
1K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/oNgP4nw3uq. Classic movie buff & sports (fan) marketing exec. Anti-Republican since birth. Antifa Operative. Proud vermin. #smokefleet
Chevrolet (TM) Chase @ChaseChev
1K Followers 1K Following I'm always the funniest & most talented person in anything I've ever done (and you're not) #smokefleet #smokefl33et forever Reagan is still dead, and #MAGASUX
Linda irving @Lindairvin26958
1K Followers 2K Following I am the warrior for democracy! I joined in 2016. I will be here until we return to a democratic America!
Will Ferrari @barbjimsdottir
264 Followers 619 Following There’s nothing worse than a fundamentalist. #smokefleet
Vette Midler™ @Woke_Grandma1
895 Followers 765 Following I am here exposing MAGA Nazi sleaze-bags on the internet. I sing, joke, and drive a Chevy Corvette #smokefleet
Stevie Wonderbird @RealStevieT
821 Followers 885 Following Officially unofficial #SmokeFleet, #NAFO. Rolling vintage soul through modern internet traffic.
Rê_Naty @BrCaliNaty
3K Followers 2K Following Lover of the outdoors, 💃🏽samba & pagode are my therapy, 🏍️ ideal Sunday ride, ❤️God. 🇺🇸 🇧🇷 💙🌊California #Blue
𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆�... @FrancisWegner
23K Followers 9K Following Empty statements of bones and meat. I make silly videos and AI slop. I love to laugh long and loud. - PARODY NEWS ACCOUNT
Ethel Cayenne @ethelcayenne
1K Followers 901 Following Just your average midwestern import sports car (parody)
Joe G @EastEndJoe
134K Followers 46K Following Blocked by KLake,GSantos,RudyG,DBongino,Moms4Liberty,GEagleman,Act4America,MDavis,TForte,SebGorka,VGomez,TFitton,MWallace,RStone,KPaxton & more.#FuckTrump
T.Ruppe' @ruppe_tr
2K Followers 5K Following Still here. Staying here. No justice, no peace!!!!!!. Trees. Immigrant&Ally. Scientist. #LandBack #nafo #smokefleet. 💜💚💙✌️
walleyHally @Holly2064423
283 Followers 714 Following University of Arkansas Razorbacks Alumna USA 🇺🇸 Israel 🇮🇱 Mexico🇲🇽
The Random Janitor @Randomjanitor86
2K Followers 4K Following born in the USA 🎸RockNRoll 🤘🏻sleeping during the day / Janitor by night 🧹 Fuck MAGA, I am the Lunatic Left #Resist #Tourettesyndrome #Smokefleet
Bruno Grand Marquis @BrunoGrndMarqis
52 Followers 82 Following Just singing away the maga losers! #smoke fleet #NAFO. parody account for those to slow to understandYou might like
