Alan @bitforth

Ex-Meta, Ex-Microsoft. Co-founder @tortastudios. I build systems that make AI Growth workflows observable, repeatable, and scalable. tortastudios.com NC Joined February 2012

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Alan @bitforth

5 hours ago

@jaiyagill @grok what percentage of active founder CEOs in top tech companies are under 6'

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How incredibly retarded of a parent would you have to be to wait until children are legally adults to teach them financial responsibility? My children can stay in our house for as long as they desire or have sufficient means to move out on their own. I genuinely fail to comprehend the obsession with forcing children to leave their homes once they reach the age of 18.

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Alan @bitforth

8 hours ago

@schrep @gregisenberg Something tells me VCs have equally weird stories about founders pitching lol

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Alan @bitforth

14 hours ago

@Brian_TavizonS soy pesimo en smash bros jajajaja soy mas de explorar mundos con historias profundas. Witcher, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, etc...

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Alan @bitforth

2 days ago

mi esposa: “qué bueno que te estás dando tiempo para jugar PS5 otra vez. Has estado muy estresado.” yo: “sí, la verdad me hacía falta desconectarme un poco… ahora si voy a explorar todas las ruinas Dwemer” mi esposa: “ay no..."

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Alan @bitforth

a day ago

@Brian_TavizonS Tengo mis hojas de cálculo con ubicaciones, mis recetas favoritas, mis builds y dónde encontrar todo, jaja. La empecé en 2012 y la he actualizado durante 14 años.

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Alan @bitforth

a day ago

@Brian_TavizonS Pero cual de todos jaja

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Alan @bitforth

2 days ago

@Evanrrama @namiquxst @colin_thornton take one for the team

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kache @yacineMTB

2 days ago

We are in a golden age where, if you are good at systems and understanding, AI increases your abilities by an order of magnitude. But if you are not good at it, you just spin your wheels and end up nowhere helpful

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Alan @bitforth

2 days ago

@nikitabier @alejandrozepe Bringing the OG YouTube growth tactic. Nice

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Alan @bitforth

2 days ago

Saying your wife is the best thing that happened to you is not bad if she reciprocates, and from that story, she loves him back, respects him, had his children, and lights up when he walks into the room. The cookie thing is even funnier. Why is “my mom’s cookies are better” treated like some masculine purity test? boy, go marry your mom then. Your wife should be the top woman in your life. That's just table stakes. The actual proof is in the outcome: 5 years, 2 kids, and she still looks at him like she won.

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Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca

3 days ago

I’ve known quite a few people like this. The trick is to find the ones who aren’t self-destructive.

Sean McClure @sean_a_mcclure

3 days ago

Everyone in a prestigious and highly credentialed position knows someone lacking prestige and credentials who they consider frighteningly intelligent.

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Alan @bitforth

2 days ago

@pmarca One of the greatest thinkers of our time agrees x.com/jordanbpeterso…

Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson

3 years ago

Thinking about yourself Is indistinguishable from suffering Self consciousness is literally A facet of trait neuroticism Depressed and psychotic people Use much more self-referential language Obsessing over your mental state Makes you sick

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Alan @bitforth

2 days ago

I’m not saying I agree with the rule, but the reasoning behind it is that cramping is not an injury per-se, and it's more like the consequence of failing to manage your conditioning, hydration, etc... so if your body breaks because the match got too physical, the rule basically is "tough shit bro" low-class Fakerer once told Djokovic “If you’re not fit enough, then don’t play” during genuine medical timeouts.

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Alan @bitforth

3 days ago

@Sandy1667624 @EcoEclipse @eltiolisan @raulgalerad I mean, if you take normal distributions seriously, about 16% of people are genuinely dumb, and half the population is below 100 IQ. So “lEt’s JuST tEacH EvEryone hOW 2 Use iT” it's the exact thing someone with 101 IQ would say

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Alan @bitforth

3 days ago

@EcoEclipse @eltiolisan @raulgalerad Will never work. Some people are just dumb.

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3 days ago

@Evanrrama

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Alan @bitforth

3 days ago

Once upon a time, I was very into oratory and rhetoric, and these patterns show up all over classical rhetoric. Cicero was one of the most famous ones that used them (look into correctio, apophasis, metanoia, etc...) They’re powerful because they help the speaker build a tiny dramatic arc inside a sentence (setup, reversal, and insight) They’re also very powerful to persuade/manipulate naive people because they crate the feeling of insight even when there’s none. Maybe that’s why AI overuses them lol

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Alan @bitforth

3 days ago

Having worked on those glasses specifically, I’m not fully convinced the device can actually support all of that end to end. Not just from a raw hardware capability standpoint, but also from what APIs are exposed, what the framework allows, and what 3P developers can realistically access. That said, it does sound fun as hell.