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jahil aadmi paisay nai detay salon janay ke then complain why their wives dont look as good as they used to. khud to muh dhotay nai sabun se chahte hain biwi model lagay but paisay bhi na dene paray. shadi kyu karte ho tum log
@maidenofanguish When did these parlour treatments become a maintenance cost?
We in places you can’t pronounce. They are boring places but you can’t pronounce the names
Can we add this as a prediction @Kalshi @Polymarket I’m tryna make money
& you can bet they’ll still underperform the sp500
Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan could make billions on its early investment in SpaceX. The Toronto-based pension plan first invested in Elon Musk's company in June, 2019. It was part of a funding round that raised US$314-million for Space Exploration Technologies Corp., at a time
Why is it the size of my calves
The most annoying thing about being a transplant in America is remembering to order a small coffee instead of a medium
@Adbutt25 Thaarko na maar, jo lafz nahin jaanta woh istemal mat kar
You could tell me this was an aunty from model town and I’d believe you
US Charge d’Affaires to Pakistan Natalie Baker has termed Pakistan hosting Iran-US talks in April as "Islamabad's finest hour in modern history." She adds President Trump's approach on Pakistan is "direct, personal and consequential."
Greedy ass nigga got low battery mode on at 95%
Man the custom Knicks NBA finals google logo is giving me the chills
CENTCOM has released this photo of an F-16 refueling in an "undisclosed location."
Zahid Jaffer was unlucky only in that the victim's family was affluent enough to resist coercion from Diyat brokers (Pimps). The jaffer family and Diyyat pimps will likely wait for the passing of Noor’s father to restart their efforts, targeting the family's next of kin instead.
Supreme Court rejects Zahir Jaffer's review petition in Noor Mukadam case. Supreme Court upholds Zahir Jaffer's death sentence.
@exfootballfan @Huk06 Uncle gee ka mazak uraana chor do
The crazy person to normal person ratio in Toronto is horrific . NYC is much better.
El concepto de pagar hbo max solo por euphoria
love wemby but rooting for the spurs just to support him is individualism. your liberal idealism is a deadend. The Knicks are The People
A concept that was done by Pakistani cinema decades ago is finally adopted by Hollywood and ironically Pakistan did it better than
This is how I feel about the Dyson air wrap. Why is it so loud
actually you know what why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender please theyre so fucking loud
I've said it once and I'll say it again, Hunter Biden is my princess Diana
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ghazal ghost writer @subzimani
604 Followers 381 Following we are so back (we never left) // 24 photography: @manchind
Lord Baklava @jayrdoris
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dedicated lettuce 2.0 @navracadabra
1K Followers 410 Following interests: tall men in green with overalls . perhaps a cool moustache as well (that would be cool) must take L's daily (😍) and be afraid of ghosts (me)
not yamin شمال @whhadayamin
124 Followers 107 Following a whole lotta dard not much disco . rip @whadayamin
rain @ranye_west_
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goosey goose @upmydongding
308 Followers 300 Following ☼♏️ ☾♋️ ↑♐️ | she/her | terrorizing the tl one tweet at a time
Master Chief @sultanchaa
2K Followers 2K Following ﷽ conquer hearts, not land | Lover of Kashmir and Palestine | Punjab Pk | Graphic Designer | 24 #KashmirBleeds #FreePalestine #BlackLivesMatter
you may sayyyyy im a ... @ther4ni
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biglilrichard.bsky.so... @biglilrichard
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Mihrimah|FS |🪬🆓... @Mihrimah_FS
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Ammar Rashid @AmmarRashidT
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riona @rona_forlife
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