Hanty V @mostly_grumpy
It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat. Askwith, England Joined February 2009-
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I would let Cliff Richard’s penis lull against my lips for £5,000.00.
@The_Ambassador_ Once upon a time, I was falling in love But now I'm only wearing a splint There's nothing I can do A total rupture ligament
@SarahTaity_84 Wants to give you a blue tick
Me when the doctor is trying to work out what caused my ear infection and asks if I’ve been using cotton buds.
@hunstantonsmith @MysteriosoX Standard issue. I’ve said too much.
@PottyBibProd One of them was a drunk as well.
1. Lady Godiva 2. Ayrton Senna 3. Basil Brush 4. Natalie Imbruglia 5. Harold Shipman
My short list of British figures that should appear on British bank notes. 1. Winston Churchill 2. Admiral Horatio Nelson 3. Florence Nightingale 4. Cecil Rhodes 5. William Wilberforce 6. Alan Turing 7. William Shakespeare 8. Arthur Wellesley - 1st Duke of Wellington 9. Isaac
Farage keeps setting his legal team on people to distract from his financial shenanigans. I’d have thought the very last place he’d want to be is in a court under oath. He thinks his Trump playbook will work over here and I think most people will tell him to get fucked.
@lisapink73 They were lemon curd flavour. Not too shabby at all. Put the kettle on and I’ll bring you a packet.
I’m a marketeers dream. So fucking suggestible.
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In my experience, riots are by far the best way to distract attention from £5 million gifts and dodgy house purchases.
@14MilesToFrance You’d be able to eat your dinner off it
MAINTAIN. EYE. CONTACT.
carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life
@icod HR generally don’t want a spotlight shining on lazy useless people.
@AndieDelicacy Coming over here, singing our songs* *song 🏴🦁🇬🇧
Hanty V retweeted
Day 2 done. Ate a yoghurt called Ian!
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